Monday, December 10, 2007



Sweet Memories.......


During the lecture:

" Kya bore kar raha hai yaar……band karne ko bol plss… “

" Yess Sir !!... The answer is … hmmm…..aaa…aaa… “"

" NO sir.. I know the answer … Sir…aaa….aaa…Sir "

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

" Bola tha pahley he.. bekaar lecture hoga…. Ufff… “

" kuch Samajh aaya to bata dena mujhe bhi …”


"Abe lecture gaya bhaad mein..... Neha kya lag rahi hai aaj...Dekh Zara....."


" Dekh Dekh Rahul So raha hai….heheh …”

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."



On being Late to class -

"Kab shuru hui class yaar . . . . ? “

"Attendance leli ki nahi . . . . ? "

" Shit Yaar…5min late ho gaya…..”

" Kal raat der tak movie dekh raha tha yaar . . . “

" Bol na, kya pada raha hai ....... kal kya padaya tha waise “

"Ek page de zara.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to likhunga kisse…."

" yaar bahut neend aa rahi hai …..subah subah yeh class … baaaaa”





Lab Session :

" Abe main to notes lana he bhool gaya… yaad nahi tha ki aaj lab hai ….."

" Experiment:4 kaun sat ha…? Tune likha ki nahi ?? …..”"

" Last lab mein bhi nahi aaya tha main yaar… bunk mara tha maine….. Ab kya bolu sir ko….”"


" Acha Bata karna kya hai issme…..Shuru kaise karu ?? “ "


" Mujhe pata hota tere pass nahi aata yaar……kisi aur se poochna padega…”"




Attendance Please….

" Main class nahi aa raha proxy de dena plssss…”"

" Attendance pahley he nahi hai , upar se ek aur class bunk kardi …..Shit…....."

" Sir …Sir.. I was in the class but forgot to respond to my roll number "

" Sir ko patale yaar thoda sa.. he will give off attendance….”"


" Saala Ladkiyo ko to mast attendance de deta hai….”"


" Meri proxy di ki nahiii…..”"


" Next class mein try karna plss.. attendance kam hai meri bahut …."


Viva before exam -


"Abe Submit nahi kiya abhi tak , viva kya doonga"

"Hey Deepika… wht did he ask…..??”

"Sala Watt laga raha hai..pata nahi kya kya pooch raha hai ….”"

" Kaise hua tera… Mood kaisa hai uska….? Koi qsns bata…..!!...”"


" Aise ke Taise viva ki….Ek bhi answer nahi aata tha…qstns he samajh nahi aaye yaar…”"




Assignment Maina :

"Start kiya ki nahi abhi tak…..?..”"

" kuch idea hai iske bare mein ?....”"

" Leave na dude…!! Directly copy the same thing which he wrote….”"


" Aaare baba…kuch bhi likh de….Woh (sir bhi) nahi padne wala pakka….”"


" Bas submit karna hai …. Abhi kar dunga thodi der mein….”"


" Ab main kya karu.. usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya......".”





Exam Preparation –


" Yeh wala qstn 2 saal se nahi poocha… to ab kya poochega…chod na….”"

"last time hi poochha tha yeh wala......iss baar nahi aana chahiye……Chal ek reading maarle….”


" Yaar Rohan ke pass iske mast notes the.. phone karu usko ??...”"


" Ek qstn aayega bass isme se..woh bhi 3 marks ka…….chod na….”"


" Samajh nahi aaya......maine rat liya isse…”"


" Ek aur din ki chutti deni thi yaar… bahut syllabus hai….”


"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha dena ……..pakka"


" Hey did u get this problem…..”"


" Kab explain karega….?? Raat ko ya kal subah…..” ?......."




BooooM BOooM EXAM –

" Abe…...Suraj kaha hai…?? Uska number mere baad hai na…woh nahi aaya to main to pakka fail….”"

" yaaaaaaaar.. yeh sir kaha se aa gaya….bahut strict hai ….Shit Shit !.....”"

" ( Internal exam) – Abee itna kuch de diya..external exam mein kya poochega ….”"


" wala dekh..iska answer kya tha …”"


" Sirf ek aata hai….3b… aur kuch nahi aata……”"


"Ek pooch na usse……”





Outside the examination Hall – (After Exam) –

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein tha kya…..”"

" Shit yaar…!! Sach bol , aisa he karna tha kya……?”"


" Pakka Fail ….1st mein 5 , Second wale mein 2 , Third wale mein 4 ,issme bhi watt lag gayi…. Pakka fail yaar….”"


"Mere pass wali ladki nahi nahi dikhaya yaar……”"


" Tere class mein kaun aaya tha……? Copy hui ki nahi…..? ….”


" Palate he utha diya mujhe..copy kaha se karta…..! …”"


"Time he nahi bacha yaar karne ka….”"


" Aata tha…ab yaad aa raha hai…..Shit !!."...

Chod yaar ab…mood kharab matt kar aur…. Chal Canteen chal raha hai….?....”



Prat33K > Aaj tu jashn manaley......




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